I’m getting smaller

6 April 2011

Vocabulary Patient is a homophone which is when two words are pronounced the same but have different meanings. = (noun) a sick person getting treatment in a hospital. = (adjective) to be able to accept waiting and delay. Smaller = The comparative of Small (we don’t say more small) The Joke Man: Doctor! Doctor! I [...]

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Nationality of Santa Claus

30 March 2011

Vocabulary The North Pole = the point of earth that is most north (also the home of Santa Claus) Polish = the name of the people from Poland Santa Claus = the man with a white beard and a red suit that delivers Christmas presents. The Joke Q – What nationality are Mr and Mrs [...]

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Only three vowels in the alphabet

23 March 2011

Vocabulary Alphabet = the name of the set of letters that make up a written language. Vowel = A E I O U The joke Q – When were there only three vowels in the English alphabet? A – Before you and I were born. Why is it funny? In this case U and I [...]

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My soup tastes funny

16 March 2011

Vocabulary Waiter – A person who attends clients in a restaurant and brings the food and drinks they order Funny – can mean humorous or also peculiar/strange. To laugh – The sound you make when you find something funny. The Joke Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing? Why is [...]

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How did you find your steak?

9 March 2011

This joke is now at: http://www.woodwardenglish.com/how-did-you-find-your-steak/  

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How much does it cost to get married?

2 March 2011
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Man with one hand joke

23 February 2011

Vocabulary Second hand = (adjective) re-used or recycled items, commonly clothes The Joke Q – Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A – To get to the second hand shop. Why is it funny? It’s funny because we are led to believe that the second shop will actually sell the man [...]

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